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September 23rd, 2012

yaquapril 室友驾到,进门汇报过关情节。海关黑大叔照例讯问违禁物品,Judy雄赳赳气昂昂地答曰:”I am senior, I know the rule.”大叔愣了一秒即放人。于是,@judyhao 就扛着一箱干货几盒月饼面不改色地出关了…. #403故事

via Tweetbot for iOS (retweeted on 10:53 PM, Sep 23rd, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

I’m at My Bento Asian Diner (Charlotte, North Carolina) http://t.co/eBf7E71Y

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deduce ptt 上看來的笑話,濃縮版 (2/2) 過了幾天,熊在森林裡大便的時候,看見旁邊有隻松鼠,於是他就問了:
「松鼠松鼠,請問你上廁所的時候,會介意自己的毛沾到大便嗎?」
 
松鼠回答:

『幹你媽的,我就是三天前那隻小白兔啊!』

via YoruFukurou (retweeted on 12:58 PM, Sep 23rd, 2012 via web)

#捂节操 RT @C__JUN: 又看了一遍唐顿S3E01,大小姐的婚纱有没有山寨啊,平胸新娘的圣物啊!!

via web

comradewong NYT on Aung San Suu Kyi speech in NY. “I don’t believe in professional dissidents.” http://t.co/gaiK8OoU

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Yuxin_Gao As Recriminations Over Anti-Japanese Protests Mount, Deep Divisions in China Emerge - http://t.co/qr1dboOf

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glimho cos库班顺便吐槽流行天后贾斯汀碧波,外日!绿天碉堡了 http://t.co/dus38cjM

via 推倒吧!少年! (retweeted on 8:10 AM, Sep 23rd, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)