The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @qisaiman ever

April 11th, 2012

低俗小说开场那位原来是lie to me 里的男主角啊#pulpfiction

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it’s illegal to try to collect a gambling debt in the People’s Republic. http://t.co/74zVvzqd #Kindle

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Macau found alternative specialties: opium, prostitution, and gambling. http://t.co/Stffqdb5 #Kindle

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neojourney Google 发布 Floor Plan Marker 软件(美国限定),旨在改善室内定位 http://t.co/1nt1cmed 这以后在床上还是客厅一目了然呐。。

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flenilune ……… RT @lvroudabing: RT @liudimouse: 我一个哥们有点二,大学毕业当了警察,前段时间抓了一个传销的头子,老人都不想审,因为证据确凿,就让这哥们去了,结果审到大半夜,和嫌疑犯一起失踪了。。这货居然被传销头子说服了

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aiww RT @ooo0oo0oo: 艾未未《老妈蹄花》完整版: http://t.co/QOeQqJku via @aiww

via 友推 (retweeted on 12:43 PM, Apr 8th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

brianstelter Legendary CBS newsman Mike Wallace has died. He was 93.

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santonin 你们不要笑我,这张姿势也很土,索性用个「1977」的滤镜吧 cc @79ting @ 上海当代艺术馆 | MoCA Shanghai http://t.co/P2I2cGtu

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pufei 速度围观,党中央的政策亚克西原版MTV 史上槽点最多 http://t.co/7zd57wei

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gjlawyer UA Statement Regarding the Death of Fang Lizhi 亚利桑那大学发布声明:方励之的辞世,是大学的”深刻损失”。声明全文:http://t.co/7wQawA7K

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duanzi Via bobn: Kindle让我更爱阅读,iPad让我更爱游戏,iPhone让我更爱越狱,Android让我更爱吐槽。path让我更爱分享,微信让我更爱约炮。twitter让我更爱翻墙,微博让我更爱傻逼。http://t.co/UtOnZcsJ @duanzi #段子

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santonin (看不懂中文,纯拍摄) @ 新世界城|New World http://t.co/eUV8bmeA

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aichimifan VirtualBox虚拟机和实体机的数据共享 .http://www.liangsuilong…. #Mark

via 友推 (retweeted on 7:33 AM, Apr 8th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

zhangfacai 高罗佩《秘戏图考》谈到中国性术语,云雨、交媾这类不说了。介绍几个不常见的:高唐、阳台 都是指性交。”蛹”指包皮,睾丸称为”囊”;”璇门”“坤户”“神田”是阴户。”辟雍”“琴弦”分指大小阴唇。网友回复:顿觉蔡琴《被遗忘的时光》高雅了不少:”是谁,在撩动琴弦…”

via 友推 (retweeted on 7:32 AM, Apr 8th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

uponsnow 方教授的学历很简单:北京四中,北大物理系,无留学经历,出国不是开会就是讲学。最近走红的海归创投、『中国政治体制优于美国论』公知李世默则是加州大学、斯坦福。留学不能医治人性中的无耻。

via Echofon (retweeted on 7:30 AM, Apr 8th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

玉渊潭? @sylvieluk: In Beijing, can you believe this? http://t.co/rNfeFWKM

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#hungergames sucks.Save your time for something else.

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uGalaxy 一些中国留学生满口民主自由,其实中毒太深、死相不改。典型特征有三,其一,不尊重境遇欠佳者骂人屌丝,一枚破留学生,前途在哪还看不到,你也配?其二,跟小共产党一模一样,动不动要杀掉一半人,比毛泽东心眼还坏,老毛下比例还不超过10%呢。其三,极端。本质非左非右,而是崇拜强权的极二派。

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HuPing1 推荐: 杜欣欣:方励之先生印象--http://t.co/GqMgYnKM

via web (retweeted on 11:47 PM, Apr 7th, 2012 via web)

豆瓣fm真贴心啊

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xddcc 山顶洞人… RT @knifepoint: 好…好恐怖……这什么家长!简直像劫匪绑票啊!!= =||| RT @sdelayang 问亲戚:「在美国如何教育小孩?打不得骂不得的。」亲戚微微一笑:「开车到山顶上打…」 #人类已经无法阻止中国人了

via 母盟 (retweeted on 11:39 PM, Apr 7th, 2012 via web)

释然多了 RT @santonin: #感谢你爱过我这么久 RT @zmt0516 不知道为什么有人会对unfo自己的人充满恨意,我都是想: 感谢你fo了我这么久

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