The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @qisaiman ever

March 28th, 2012

litiantian 我说胡军是新疆一号反共人物大家没有意见吧?没有那我就确认了。盖世太保,上海的优秀国保王稼和也说我是上海的NO.1,这样说来,我与胡军还是满般配的,被国保内伤的快七巧出血,幸亏让我认识了胡军,是我认识的男人中少见的精神不阳痿的男人(虽然肉体恰恰相反),收为丈夫了,谢谢大家的祝福。

via Mobile Web (retweeted on 11:13 PM, Mar 28th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

remonwangxt [收音机闹钟HD] 全球50,000余个收音机广播不再听听腻了的歌,要用收音机频道、MP3音乐当作闹钟! http://t.co/UkiJ8SjZ

via Radio Alarm Clock (retweeted on 11:10 PM, Mar 28th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

veterantraveler RT @i4harold: Top story: Why China won’t be innovative for at least 20 more years - The Washington Po… http://t.co/6GwEG2u4

via HootSuite (retweeted on 11:03 PM, Mar 28th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

wangpei 女王的演讲,在英国被视为boring的同义词,《光猪六壮士》中,一个人小时候游泳当众勃起过,担心跳脱衣舞时再次出丑,同伴就劝他跳舞时”想想女王的演讲”。另外普通人模仿皇家口音,会被大家取笑。最近中文网上热传的视频就是一个英国版胡锦涛致辞。http://t.co/keGzjf8P

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 10:56 PM, Mar 28th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/38oqqFNR [Ubuntu 10.04 Tutorial] Install Chinese Input Method

via Google

an Apple aficionado. I’m an Apple partisan. I’m an Apple fanboy. I’m a worshiper in the cult of Mac. http://t.co/BwanVbeB #Kindle

via Kindle

start  seeing logic in this chaos, http://t.co/qeCQJbDP #Kindle

via Kindle

RT @drunkcatt: 这个真的笑喷了RT@男人装:”方舟子说,齐秦从没见过狼,怎么可能写出《狼》这首歌呢?齐秦承认,那首歌原名确实是《哈士奇》。”哈哈

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missparadox !!RT @PeraLee: 坐等上课蛋逼了会儿,闲到脑子发抽,疼到深处自然二,5分钟作品出炉。。。~ http://t.co/CT2H4R0x

via web (retweeted on 1:15 PM, Mar 28th, 2012 via web)

let me see @mranti: 我投降了,英国律政剧Silk我看不下去。太沉重(案子都是苦大仇深的)、太不唯美(女主角竟然不漂亮),习惯美剧的人真的是根本无法适应,英国观众难道都是一群哲学家?

via web

runningnini RT @zkaip: 转@Shmily_47 ” 【只要胆子大,清明七天假】→进化→【只要胆子大,让老师放产假】→超进化→【只要胆子大,国庆改天放假】 “

via 友推 (retweeted on 1:08 PM, Mar 28th, 2012 via web)

litiantian @aiww ,被盖世太保,上海的优秀国保王稼和骗的团团转,说来上海可以给我开无罪记录证明,我办护照用,结果还是被骗了,羞愧呀,过几天就回新疆了。这次是我主动回的,在被回6次之后。上海国保积极送我回新疆,让我认识了新疆一号反共人物胡军,也算倒霉中的收获。谢谢大哥关心。

via Mobile Web (retweeted on 12:58 PM, Mar 28th, 2012 via web)

wuyagege 看新闻记单词:Teletubby 天线宝宝

via Twitter for Android (retweeted on 12:56 PM, Mar 28th, 2012 via web)

aiww 王立军的功绩没了 @liudimouse: 国宝跟反革命分子谈话时说:薄熙来也不是一下子走到今天的,你要引以为戒–-笑死人不偿命啊

via 友推 (retweeted on 7:43 AM, Mar 28th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

try2feel What we now know is that Wang first went to the UK Consulate in #Chongqing. http://t.co/YfJlYdAm

via web (retweeted on 7:37 AM, Mar 28th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

mozhixu RT @chongguocai: 香港理工大的领导们对应聘的教师候选人政审严格,参加过89、签过宪章的不用,甚至不要这些人在该校的研讨会上发言。问过其他人,还真是这样。真TM的比大陆院校还过分。广泛揭露之!

via Maverick Planet (retweeted on 7:20 AM, Mar 28th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

tenderkuma 男盆友果然就该找这样的啊。 http://t.co/6PQeujwV

via web (retweeted on 7:17 AM, Mar 28th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

songma 这篇文章太好玩了。什么样的人就会用什么的系统啊 RT @ClearHugoFong: How to Find the Perfect Linux Distribution for You - Lifehacker http://t.co/oQBUj7vU 

via web (retweeted on 7:13 AM, Mar 28th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

avb001 RT @laobei: 片源,你懂的!!!【不定期更新中~~】http://t.co/EYHpHf0N

via web (retweeted on 7:09 AM, Mar 28th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)